Mid 1998 - ah yes I remember it well (to quote some French pervert who also liked leetul gurls), along with Leetul Mark and the much missed Maz Harris, I was working as Editor on one of the earliest issues of SuperTwins: a Brit based Harley magazine. Harley UK had kept everything well under wraps - like they do - and the only street buzz was that whatever the new bike/s would be, they were intended to be launched in Europe first. When that Press Pack finally turned up it was ripped open with professional curiosity but with little real expectation. However Rich! Wossup? Lookit this! Oh yeah, nice! Not the 53C, THIS! Nyuhh! so it wasnt just me then. Very, very
few new Harley models hit that mental kill-switch at first sight, leaving
bikers stock still, staring intently, perhaps drooling slightly and emitting
a low moaning noise. If theres one thing I respect the Harley-Davidson Motor Co. for more than anything else it is its corporate willingness to swipe bloody good ideas from the people who buy their products and then spend a fortune changing them. So in effect allowing its customer base to do much of its Research and Development. It is such a screamingly obvious thing to do that its honestly surprising it ever happened. In the case
of the Night Train - and indeed the Sportster 53C to a lesser extent which
was launched at the same time - Harley-Davidson stole its styling
cues from the custom scene this side of the Atlantic, not from the US.
Not altogether surprisingly, ever since the Night Train was introduced in that Summer of 98 Ive wanted to ride one. And as Editor of SuperTwins, I figured I had a pretty good chance. However Maz Harris, bless im, bloody got in first and nobody else from SuperTwins got a look-in that year - even Harley-Davidson had a job getting it back! Funnily enough, Maz somehow manoeuvred himself into a position where he got to evaluate the 1999 model too. I phoned Jeremy Pick, H-D UKs PR bod, to arrange a test on it. But Maz has got it came the slightly perplexed reply. Ah, yes, of course. Sorry.
So when me and Andy arrived at Wayside Harley-Davidson this year to pick up a Night Train and a Deuce - an extremely desirable piece of machinery in it own right - I was affecting an air of, not very convincing, nonchalance: no fkin way was he going to ride it today. Today the Night Train was mine! Swinging right leg over and settling in the Night Train seemed to feel both intimidating and just right in equal measure. But good grief the Night Train is extreme! The forward-sets seem further forward than any other stock Harley, the short straight drag bars with just a hint of pull-back, set high on huge risers, the frugally padded, almost rock-hard stepped seat. They all work to mould the rider into that authentic chop rider stance that Clink once described as all looking like half-open penknives. But still it felt right, better than right, I couldnt wait to get it out on the road. As expected,
at low speed the short, chest height 'bars and kicked out rake, made the
forks drop into bends - but not as much as Id thought. Probably
helped for once by the lightish, skinny front wheel, nothing like the
amount of physical force I was prepared to use was needed to keep the
bike stable and going where Id pointed it. Again, like most Big
Twins, the tractable motor and low centre of gravity was a huge help in
piloting the machine slowly, too. At higher speeds the Night Train was wonderfully stable, at almost full stretch, even for me. The handlebars became virtually redundant, which is a phrase more likely to appear in a Laverda roadtest rather than a Harley one - but nevertheless true - as slight adjustments in your bodyweight steered the motorcycle. Fabulous fun. I even started looking forward to town traffic lights: rolling into the centre of the road, dropping down through the positive gearbox and filtering up to the lights. The Night Train was so stable you could stop dead before seriously wondering whether you should bother putting a foot down at all. At lights change, oh yes dead cool, a fistful of throttle on a feathered clutch curled you back into the riding position, your feet swinging effortlessly up onto the high pegs all in one easy motion.
Not once
though did I complain about the ride, extreme yes - but then again I put
50,000 miles on a Sportster - the hard ride was part of the experience,
part of the fun. If you want to ride a bike that looks like this youd
really have to learn to put up with it. Ive never personally had
a problem with hard seats, when well made. A well designed hard seat can
be nearly as comfortable as a well designed soft one. Even a less ergonomic
hard seat at least allows you to move around on it while a badly designed
soft seat seems to trap you in your increasing arse-based agony. Certainly
the forward sets increased the pressure on the bum somewhat but, again
being lucky in the limb department again, my legs were long enough to
have a couple of good inches of bend left in the knee. Despite that skinny 21-inch laced front wheel, I didn't felt as isolated from the Night Trains front tyre as I had on the Dyna Wide Glide, and it never did skip out in the way that the Wide Glides did. Although only boasting one brake up front, the stopping power at either end never really felt inadequate, despite going for it on the odd occasion. Harley really are sorting the braking out. Neither did the rear suspension feel soft and woolly, in keeping with the stance, it was firm and efficient without being harsh, and while the front forks were a little spongy, it wasnt enough to get really annoyed about - unlike the aforementioned clacking headstock issue. Certainly
ground clearance ran out well before the superbly stiff Softail frame
ever did, and that did annoy me! Well, certainly roundabouts anyway. Neither
was I too keen on the finish of the crinkle black engine and other crinkly
black bits like the mudguard struts. While I accepted it was part of the
Night Train ethos, I couldnt see why given the asking price, a smooth
black enamel finish on the engine (like a Mr Phil Vincent wouldve
used) wouldnt work just as well if not much better. Or that ace
black chrome, that the Japanese used on machines like the
eighties Yamaha Midnight Specials, for cycle parts like those struts.
The crinkle paint smacked too much of cheapness, cleaning difficulties
and didnt bode too well for longevity of finish. Blasphemy! You see, despite my enjoyment, while I couldnt quite put a finger on it, but I wasnt enjoying the Night Train quite as much as Id thought I would. Maybe after waiting four years that was going to be inevitable, but I was slightly disappointed. Partly I think, though the Night Train suited me, its riding position, attitude, stance and basic aesthetic firing off all the right triggers in me, I didnt quite suit it. Maybe sounds a bit stupid but its the best explanation I can provide right now. Its
like when youre your girlfriend first starts farting in your presence
- you still love her neverything, if not more so - but you understand
that that first flush of excitement, buzz So there lies the rub: despite finding out all of its faults and shortcomings, and feeling somewhat disillusioned - deep, deep down I still think the FXSTB Night Train is totally, unutterably gorgeous and desperately want one. Love truly is blind! Ah, the Night Train. That wonderful economy of line; that classic stance; that instantly recognisable combination of parts that doesnt merely whisper Harley Davidson but shouts it from the rooftops or will do once someone bins the farting kitten silencers and replaces them with something that will do justice to the overall image. Undoubtedly a thing of great beauty, and something that would look stunning in my sitting room in a glass case. This is the bike that brings out all sorts of contradictions in me, and it is a bike that Harley should be congratulated for making. This bike, more than any other, demonstrates just how much you can engineer into a machine under factory conditions by way of character. It is brutal in its appearance, it is uncompromising in its ride, yet it is still top-quality engineering and compromises nothing in build quality compared to anything that it shares showroom floorspace with.
This is very much a personal thing, I am aware that people revert to hardtails, and even build big-inch motors in hardtails and live with - and actively seek - what I would consider to be abject discomfort, but there is also the Ness/Daytec frame which can offer you a rubber-mounted Softail experience and it is in this direction that I would throw my wedge.
So, the Night Train is a triumph of form over function - which outsiders would argue should be the Motor Companys mission statement - and in much the same way as the massively more expensive Deuce, it is the finished item. It needs nothing else to do what it does - other than louder pipes and a Stage One kit - and to add to it would be to the detriment of the bike. Ive come across one recently with a more touring-oriented seat upon it, and a rack in the crinkle-finish that is everywhere where aluminium would otherwise be, and it looked wrong. All wrong. The owner had bought it as it was, and was absolutely chuffed to bits with it because it was comfortable and practical, which the Night Train really isnt in the true sense of the word. Realistically, he hadnt bought it as a Night Train, hed bought it as a black Softail with some touring credentials and it met his requirements, and I confess it would have met mine more than the stocker did if only for the seat. But the Night train wasnt designed for me, any more than it was the guy whod bought that one. The Night Train is designed for the rider who would be more likely to remove the seat altogether and replace it with a strip of leather to protect the paint but little else. Weve seen them, we know them: they are the purists who will readily compromise themselves for the purpose of the perfect statement in steel and aluminium, and the best of luck to them. And all respect to Harley-Davidson for acknowledging their existence, after the years of building a revised image complete with a reinvented history where the leisure buck was eagerly sought at the expense of their die-hard customer base. Too scathing, perhaps? Not really, merely an observation based on the plain fact that they dont actually need to sell their motorcycles to their long-standing customers, because theyll buy them anyway, and indeed they scarcely need to develop bikes for them either because such riders have a history of doing it for themselves. One stage up from the bare minimum that is the Softail Standard. It has been said that less is more, and while the FXSTB wasnt in the mind of the originator of that statement, it might well have been. To make the stripped-down bike it has been necessary to add to the basic model, but adding has been kept to a minimum too: more replacing really. Only a couple
of parts are specific to the Night Train, and the rest has been a judicious
selection of existing hardware appropriated in search for aesthetic perfection.
And it is this aesthetic that compromises the bike. Straight risers topped
off with almost flat bars endow the rider with an aggressive stance that
perfectly suits the character of the bike but does little to provide respite
for the riders back. As I mentioned,
the rest of the parts are ex-stock items that have been harnessed, and
very sympathetically: the solid rear wheel never looked better than with
the centre blacked out, and the tank and console is my favourite combination
for the classic Harley line. The Fat Bob fuel tank has much in common
with the shape of the item fitted to the And then theres the finish, which is as contentious as the riding position. Wrinkle black everything. It is a
matter of taste, and it isnt to mine. Rich mentions the enamelled
engines of times past and Id have to concur: Id happily swap
the wrinkle finish for a deep, smooth rich black finish any time. It would
be easier to clean, Rah, rah, rah and rah again. Didnt like it then? Not smuch didnt like it, as no longer wanted it. No longer lusted after its perfect line. Its akin to the lust you have for the models on magazine covers, but who youd have absolutely no desire to live with. Horses for
course, I spose. If I lived in a city where the speeds were low
and the distances short, it would be a better bet: lots of big plate glass
windows in which to admire the lines and plenty of sets of traffic lights
to give you opportunity to put your feet down, taking the weight off.
For me, the Night Train is all about compromise, which is odd for such an uncompromising bike, but then all bikes are about compromise its only a matter of how much and by whom. I will not be compromised by my bikes: I will compromise them to get what I want, but typically I choose bikes that dont need it. The Night Train demands that the rider compromises themselves to fit in around it, and it is there where we part company. It has its
place, and I see this as a bike that will command a fiercely loyal following,
but that place isnt between my Buell and Electra Glide in the shed. Specifications
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