Every time I swing a leg over an Electra Glide I feel at home. I rode one - a very different one to this - for eight years and I have a love if not for the over-the-top styling, then certainly for the practicality that its cavernous luggage space affords. They are big, they are brash and they are every inch what the non-motorcycling world wants an American motorcycle to be, and the bike that everyone has heard of. In short, if a Cadillac were to have two wheels, it would be an Electra Glide. The undisputed king of the hogs, the Ultra Classic Electra Glide is the only grand tourer now imported into the UK, with both the Electra Glide Standard and Classic models, and the Road Glide dropped, but that only serves to accentuate the differences between it and its nearest rival, the Road King. Truth be told, the nearest rival it does have is Honda's Gold Wing, which is now bigger, heavier and more expensive than its American rival, and I daresay that a number of people have migrated towards that purely for the cachet of biggest is bestest but to do so misses the point.
If you'd parked an Electra Glide next to a Gold Wing 1200 Aspencade ten years ago, the Aspencade would get scant consideration. But there have been major changes in public opinion over the last ten or fifteen years: cultural changes, and not necessarily for the better - or at least as far as the old dowager is concerned. Today, the larger number of buttons, longer wheelbase, integrated luggage and greyhound bus excess of the 1500 flat six or 1800 flat eight 'Wing would at least get equal billing, probably more because as a society we are become more impressed by that sort of techno flash, whether it is good or not, regardless of whether it is required or distracting. Yamaha's Venture Royal adds a classic dimension, and - I have to say it - the nicest speedo I have ever seen on a motorcycle. Be that as it may, however, the Electra Glide has the class, the style the je ne c'est quoia! There is an almost identical comparison here in the four wheeled world, Park a Rolls next to a Merc or top-end BeeEm and the masses would drool all over the favourite sons of Teuton, but then consider the very public fight that VW and BeeEm had in gaining the prestige of the Rolls-Royce and Bentley marques a couple of years ago: both desperate for the kudos that the ancient badges would bestow: class versus technological efficiency. Class is a hard thing to define, but it has something to do with deference, and the ability to instil that deference in people is something that the Electra Glide has in spades. Cars pull out of the way when they see you coming, or wind down their windows to shout approval at your choice of transport. Small boys engage you in conversation while you're cleaning it, and offers by old ladies to keep the pillion seat occupied are innumerable. If a FatBoy on open pipes typifies the outlaw biker, then an Electra Glide is the friendly cop. I have no truck whatsoever with the class system: it is the person not the perception or the power that is important, but in a straight fight between a Wing, a Venture and an Electra while I can see the technical merit of the Japanese offerings, it's be the Electra that I'd squeeze into the shed at the back of the house - and that's even as a tech junkie. Because it is the real thing. Because it does everything that the others need to be able to do to fit the role, but does it with an honest simplicity. I don't need the Gold Wing's six or eight cylinders - or even the Yam's four - to bimble along at long-haul touring speeds, not even to make it a relaxing, understressed trip because the rubber-mounted Twin Cam 88 motor isn't exactly struggling even in standard form: with a few more staged horses let out, it will do more than is necessary to keep up with its rivals. Because
it's cavernous luggage carrying potential will hold anything that she
and me would require on a fortnight or longer away, if we fancied seeing
a lot more of Europe. Because the seat is more than comfortable enough for as long a run as you're ever likely to take, for both pillion and rider. Because it is as happy outside Asda, the Hotel de Paris or the White House - whether shopping, on the grand tour or as a presidential escort. Because I need no more electrickery than the electronic cruise control and built-in ghetto-blaster to play with when the roads become dull - as they inevitably will do. And because, warts and all, I love Electra Glides. So what is an Electra Glide at the dawn of the 21st Century? It is a big, heavy, lumbering, ponderous renegade from the sixties, restyled in the eighties and rewired in the nineties. It is a tart's handbag of chrome, glitz and shiny stuff, and a bastard to keep clean. It is anything from a middle-distance commuter bike to a round-the-world adventurer. Riding an
Electra is unlike anything else now available in Harley-Davidson's UK
range. Extending beyond the width of the handlebars, and obviating anything other than the subtlest changes in handlebar selection, the Electra fairing scores big brownie points for me as being the first touring Harley I've ridden in years whose screen is below eye level, and provides ample confirmation of the fact it continues to deflect the worst rain over your head with ease even at modest speeds. It's not all good news, however, because when combined with the fairing lowers, the wind currents behind the bodywork cause it to rain upside-down inside the fairing and over the inside of the screen - which might explain the use of a short blade. Be aware also that it will rain on the inside of your visor if you choose to wear a full-face helmet, or your nose if you don't. Open face helmets are practical with the Electra as the weather is kept off you, and desirable in many ways because even the best venting systems of the most modern full face lids rely on the passage of air to take away expelled air and the static air behind the screen gives them all sorts of trouble, so you are forced to keep the visor open a tad to prevent misting, even with anti-mist sprays. If you wear an open face, a scarf will prevent the ingress of water into your nostrils.
Bear with me, gentle reader, while I expound - or skip to the next paragraph. The Electra could retain the flexibility that it used to have with but a few subtle changes: the Road King's headlamp nacelle and tank - complete with big-clock speedo and fuel gauge - and a four-bolt mounting for the screen, and a wiring harness block into which you could plug the fairing to give additional gauges, rev-counter and stereo - complete with integral speakers. If the plug for the CB/Intercom were moved to the screen too it would tidy up the centre console, and were the tourpac / rear speaker set-up removable - along the lines of the Road Glide's Ultra-Style accessory kit - with the quick-release mechanisms that Harley designers have shown themselves more than capable of developing, you could have a truly versatile bike that would meet all day-to-day street use and touring. Sorry folks, but it's something I have to do whenever I get opportunity just in case someone is listening.
Back to the plot, we have the other big pull of the full dressers - luggage - of which there is plenty. I can easily live without the pockets in the fairing lowers, which are too small to be of major interest, and too wet in poor weather which is probably due to the oversized drain hole that makes sure that any water that gets in doesn't stay there: do not use these for holding paper documentation.
Why is hard luggage better than throwovers? Because it is secure, it is dry, it is always there and because when added at source and incorporated into the design of a bike, it adds to the shape and style at least when done properly. And, as a sad reflection on our society, it is lockable.
And that
brings us to the engine. Injected as standard, and strangled by legislation
the Electra Glide Ultra Classic still manages to most of the things it
needs to deliver but a few more horses wouldn't go amiss. Knowing that
Boz has already got a low compression version of his 96-cube Dyna T-Sport
awaiting Dyno time to qualify, and that it is destined for Road Kings
primarily, it made me wonder just how much more tractable the big bore
would be. Even without the extra cubes, given the range of options available
from Harley themselves, as well as further afield, it would be unusual
not to find a slightly less muted exhaust note being emitted from the
standard pipes on our testbike and it wouldn't In the metal, the presence of the Glide is accompanied by a new experience in modern motorcycling. This is no beginners' bike, nor one that you can straddle lightly because even if the weight does disappear at touring speeds, it is a handful at standstill and low speeds until you've got the measure of the thing. There is a knack to picking it off its stand, another to manoeuvring it about, yet another for pulling away and one for stopping. First time out it is intimidating with the sheer bulk but after a period of acclimatisation, you forget most of your initial concerns. Happily, once you've gone through that initial learning curve, further meetings with the model bring it all back - probably through a mental switch being thrown as you haul the bike upright, and it is only seeing an Electra virgin struggling with the beast that brings it all back. You can pick out the virgins quite easily: they're either blue in the face trying to pick it off its stand, or pinned underneath one having raised it only to see it overbalance to the right-hand side, catching them unawares. After a day you'll pull it upright without a thought as to how you did it, or the vaguest idea as to how you'd explain the technique to anyone else.
Sounds like personal experience? You betcha! Such experience can put the potential Glide owner off, but persistence pays off and for your money you get the most relaxing tourer that money can buy probably. How so? Because the low-revving V-Twin masks the sensation of distance. An unhurried power delivery couple with an almost-idling exhaust note, and just enough damped vibrations from the motor gives you the idea that the expression "going nowhere fast" was coined by an Electra owner. It's more than a mile-eater: it's a journey-shrinker. Failings? Okay, there's always going to be some if only because the bike is so ideally suited to one role that it must compromise others, and it does. It's like threading a needle with rope in city traffic, but if you spend most of your time in a city, buy a Sportster and put up with the compromised distance work of the XL. Less forgivable, is the aforementioned static screen, which slowly cooks the rider in hot weather: especially noticeable in city traffic when it is verging on the unpleasant. Everythging else is a matter of taste and personal preference.
Shame then that the Electra Glide Standard no longer reaches these shores to give the more self-effacing among us opportunity to run an understated example of the breed. Understated? An Electra Glide? Surely not! Don't knock
it 'til you've tried it. No chrome to polish, no radio to distract, no
tourpac to get hit by the garage door, no legshields to cause weird windstreams
and less likely to be seen as a tarts' handbag by those who remain ignorant
of the Electra Glide's strengths. I mourn the passing of the "Standard",
in the same way that I don't miss the Road Glide at all. I never rode
the Road Glide, American-V was lucky enough to have both the Ultra and the Road King out on a two-week test at the same time, and while on rideabout for a few days we took the opportunity to swap machines. The seating
position was the very first thing that struck me, the Ultra Electra Glide's
pilot position feels very much more forward than had even the Road King's.
Presumably necessary to 'fit' all that top box and unbelievably plush
pillion's throne onto just one self-contained motorcycle, I'd expected
to feel cramped but hell, Harley have been perfecting the long term comfort
on Electra's since the year dot. Even on non-stop 'full to empty tank'
blasts it never once even stiffened my coccyx ... to say 'pretty impressive'
is an understatement of immense magnitude. The sheer scale of the Ultra
- the length, width and probably most of all, the towering height of the
machine, overawes most people. I was nervous the first ever time I put
a leg over Harley's very full dresser a few years back and despite knowing
better this time, some primal and irrational part of me still squealed
and whimpered when I came to tackle this years model. The insane thing
is that you really can move these babies around. You do not need a supermodel's
inside leg However, it does help if you think about parking the beast. Although you can shuffle the Ultra backwards out of most places as long as the immediate terrain is flat - gawd help you if you need to back it up even a slight incline... like out of the gutter onto the crown of a road for instance. So notes for later okay ... this is not at all cool: Thunder into town, quickly park outside chemists in flurry of noise, chrome and awe inspiring hogness, front wheel tucked neatly into kerb, kick stand down and leap off beast in skin tight leather - okay so far? Collect your 500 prescription condoms to protect the maidens of the parish from your irresistibility, drop into top box, virility shining, leap back onto beast, fire up motor and turn fifteen shades of purple before exploding head spectacularly trying to back Ultra up camber unaided. So yeah, brevity apart, even the relatively diminutive should be able to manoeuvre an Ultra around ... as long you've thought about where you've parked it. Under power
this stock Ultra proved extremely competent if not breathtaking. The rubbermounted
88 Twin Cam shuffled merrily away and was more than capable of effortless
80 plus cruising if the road conditions (i.e. likelihood of pull) and
your pocket allowed. Like any other Harley I've ridden, it drunk petrol
above 80 and was frugal below. Unlike Andy (I believe anyway, he may well have been belting out his King Crimson and Earth, Wind and Fire tapes while alone) I must admit I made full use of the stunning sound system. Considering it had a radio and cassette player I figured, why not make the best of it, if only for the novelty value. While a sound system has NEVER been on list of options or modifications I would require for any motorbike I'd want or have owned ... I must admit it was fun and kept me entertained trying to find a decent radio station in the London area (proved impossible BTW). Dangerously though, I realised that once or twice I'd allowed my attention to wander more to finding a decent channel than watching the road - so yeah, radio/cassette sort of fun but potentially fatal then. Finally,
in my opinion, as a laid back, relaxed, but dead serious touring package
the Ultra Glide is very hard to beat. Specifications
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