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Rock
& Blues
Words
and Pics: Andy Hornsby
Billed
as its twentieth Anniversary bash, the AOA Outlaws MCs Rock
& Blues 2003 was so good we went twice. Didnt intend to,
obviously, but we made the mistake of trying to get onto the site
on four wheels rather than two with a boot full of magazines. It
seemed like a good plan at the time: spread the word and make sure
people know who we are, but we hadnt accounted for the English
summer. The weather was forecast as clear for the weekend, but the
week leading up to the event was wet, with an especially torrential
downpour on the Thursday, and it had already taken its toll. I dont
doubt that a lot of others chose to use their car rather than their
bike because of the expected conditions, but they wont be
doing that again. Poor misguided fools.

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There are
obviously some people who physically have to be on four wheels, rather
than two, but when we finally got to the checkpoint to sort out our press
accreditation wed ditched the car at the pub at the foot
of the hill and walked it the number of tin boxes of all shapes
and sizes filling one of the camping areas was worrying. There were a
few bikes dotted about among the sheet metal, but I hadnt realised
that the cars were being held in a separate area to the bikes. The bottleneck
had been caused by a lot of cars slipping and sliding almost everywhere
except into that area, and the snaking queue of four-wheeled traffic stretched
back to the main Ripley road, engines off, watching with some envy the
constant stream of bikes running past and on to the slightly less boggy
part of the site.
To
their great credit, the organisers took a responsible attitude to traffic
control and managed to keep the bikes moving while holding newly arriving
cars back. It stopped that particular part of Derbyshire for a couple
of hours but the alternative would have been mayhem. Four-by-fours were
getting bogged down, heavy plant was called in to shift the blockages
and ultimately to lay down enough straw to provide sufficient purchase.
I worked
out that the chances of getting an overloaded motor, magazines and all,
onto the site was too marginal so, having sorted out our wristbands, we
ambled back down the hill and headed for home intent on arriving properly
the following day. Marie hadnt wanted to go in the car in the first
place and was only annoyed that the Buell was in desperate need of a new
pair of tyres before I took it that sort of distance.
Truth is,
Id sooner have been on the Cyclone because the Electra was a handful
on the soft mud because of its sheer bulk, and having quickly cleared
the track that had been so completely blocked the previous evening we
got to see the problem. Its been many years since I did the Rock
& Blues and Id forgotten just how hilly the site was, but while
the undulations were obviously the cause of the problems, they also gave
a spectacular view of the main camping area: street after street of dome
tents, and not a car in sight; rising up the hill, and down the other
side beyond its crest. The green of the field had long since been turned
to its underlying brown but there were still brave riders riding about,
arriving or returning to their pitch: no-one was running about for fun.
All
roads were fed off a main road running down the valley: a
quagmire that could only be reached after descending the straw-strewn
valley side. Easily the width of a two carriageway road, it was a test
for both bikes and riders that was more than the equal of many. I tried
for the second street, considering it would be less churned up, but I
scarcely made it across the main thoroughfare before giving up and, using
its entire width, just managed to spin the Glide round and park up on
the relatively dry straw at the side of the traders area.
Ill
bet youre wondering where this is leading, arent you? Not
painting an especially rosy picture to encourage you to take the chance
next year, am I? Well, youd be wrong on all counts. The site was
packed with every style, shape and size of motorcycle you could think
of, which shattered any illusions that current bikers were increasingly
fair-weather riders. Theyd come, theyd seen what was going
on, and theyd stayed. And having stayed, they werent about
to nip out into town for a session before nipping back for the bands,
they stayed on-site and the site was busy. Bodies slipping and sliding
in the mud, but no trace of anyone looking hard done by. You
couldve left the site, but there wasnt much point really unless
you wanted to demonstrate your handling prowess: we managed it once to
get supplies but werent about to attempt to repeat it having safely
returned: no point tempting providence.
But it didnt
matter.
It
didnt matter either that the weather wasnt as quick to clear
up as had been suggested by the Met office, because by then everyone was
covered in mud, slightly damp and knew well where the covered areas were.
There was a sneaking desire at the back of my mind to make a clean getaway
the following morning, before the volume of traffic churned the thoroughfares
up again, but Im given to understand that it wasnt an issue
in the end.
Not only
did it not matter, it actually made the show for me, because it meant
that everyone was there, and the experience was a shared one. Folk were
either relaxing by their tents, on the bank in front of the stage, in
and around the market stalls, or in the Crossed Piston Saloon where bands
played through the day, interspersed with broad appeal activities like
the tug-o-war, Miss RCBS Bikini Babe and Mr RCBS Beer Belly contests.
On a more
adult theme, pole dancers and male strippers were strutting their stuff
within an enclosed marquee, and of course no bike show is complete without
a bike show, and the Rock & Blues is one of the majors. As expected,
the quality was spot on and the ride-in requirement was welcome, to give
everyone a chance, although I confess there were one or two that I wouldnt
have fancied riding from the tent to the stage to collect a prize
but then there are a lot of road-going chops that Id look at twice
before straddling, so thats just me.
Short of
writing out a list of the entertainments laid on, Im inevitably
going to miss out on some so Im not even going to attempt it
any more than I attempted to see them either up-close or from a distance.
Instead we walked our feet off round the stalls, the camp site and wandering
towards friendly faces from the four corners of the country, all congregated
in this central location. Rich joined us at around mid-day, and we cased
a section of the campsite looking for feature bikes and friends, and finding
plenty of each.
Im
not going to attempt a band-by-band analysis either, partly because there
were too many of them. The Rock and Blues has set itself up as part music
festival, and the bands feature heavily. This years line up featured
some big names, and there would have been some revellers who came specifically
for them, but not me I have to say. It would have been good to see Arthur
Brown fronting Hawkwind, but we missed that by returning home. I was more
interested in seeing the cross-section of people who had come to see so
varied a listing, from Rocks album days through the punk era, Main
bands hit the big stage in the natural amphitheatre, as the evening drew
in, but the Crossed Piston Saloon played host to a second stage throughout,
and there was a third stage which sadly only ran on the Friday night,
but which brought things closer to the present day with Nu Punk, which
I wont try to explain because I dont understand it. The third
stage replaced last years rave tent, which I perhaps understand
rather less entirely, I have to say, by choice. If you wanted significantly
older stuff, the hard drumming Saor Patrol took music way back past the
blues roots of the daytime bands in the Crossed Piston Saloon.
The flow
of the stage acts and the competitions was held together
by a couple of MCs in the form of Clive and Charlie, who are now a part
of the fabric of the show, and Id defy anyone on site not to recognise
Clives voice or laugh by the time they packed up to
leave: not sure Charlie got a word in edgeways. When there wasnt
a band playing, he was keeping the party rolling with an energy that is
frankly staggering: he went quiet for a couple of hours on the Saturday
night, leaving Charlie to shout himself hoarse, but he wasnt preening
backstage with his feet up: oh no, hed double booked and was an
hour and a half down the road fronting Doctor and the Medics, returning
in time for the grand finale, and the euphemistically named wet t-shirt
contest.
Something
else that has changed immeasurably in the intervening thirteen years is
the number of registered Harleys on the road, and the sheer numbers of
them scattered around the camp site, echoed that. From a 1978 Low Rider
with all the right bits in the right places, which will be featured in
AmV6, through Iron Sportsters, plenty of other Shovels, a smattering of
Pans, Knuckles and Flatheads: all ridden and showing signs of evolution,
the patina of use and a general lack of accessories for their own sake.
Evo big twins and Sportsters were well represented too, with more FXRs
than Ive seen in one place for a long, long time, and more Softails
than you could shake a stick at. It wasnt Minehead, but the variety
was greater and just lacked for the rarities, and it was good to see them
all rubbing shoulders with a wide variety of other bikes, some mimicking
their style, others providing inspiration for future evolutions.
Against
this broader backdrop a Harley can look that little bit more special:
line up a dozen Fat Boys and you really cant see the wood for the
trees, but drop one in among a group of cruisers or sports bikes and the
lines are so much clearer, the design so much more distinct and,
it has to be said, you can see where the cruiser designers have nicked
the odd styling cue, and oft-times see how theyve used it, missing
the point completely.
Against
this broader background you can see other, non-Harley riding folk picking
out what youve done with your bike too, free of the official licensed
blinkers that we donned too quickly, and free of the influences of this
catalogue or that. They are realising the potential that lives within
an American-built V-twin, sometimes for the first time, just as you did
when a specific model was launched or you saw it in the metal for the
first time and knew you had to have it.
Some
will be dismissive of bikes that they dont aspire to, desire, understand
or believe they can afford, but its a free country and theres
nothing wrong with that. Many others will be inspired by a detail here
or there, and some will wonder how they can incorporate an element of
one bike into something entirely different, and generally with a lot more
success than the big fours design departments. One things
a certainty though: theres a lot more of us out there, and a lot
more coming through all the time and the diversity of interests, styles,
aspirations and engineering solutions bode well for the next generation,
and the one after that.
When you
see the diversity at major custom shows its easy to see HOG rallies,
whether at local or national level, as insular and introspective but they
are a good way to get into the whole motorcycle lifestyle thing. Just
as long as you are aware that it doesnt begin and end with a pig
on a spit in the company of close friends, you might just be tempted to
venture into a manic, sometimes muddy, infectiously enthusiastic environment
in the company of thousands of complete strangers. And if you do, if its
as laid back but involving as the Rock & Blues was in 2003, youll
be very glad you did.
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